How often Zhao Yunlan is unconcious. Close second is Zhao Yunlan's inability to not sit on things.
This made me giggle!

I didn't even *have* a tentacle thing before Guardian (I feel like I say that about so many kinks) and now I'm like... we need more!! tentacles!! Also I now can't even find the one tentacle fic (the anon one) that I swear I had bookmarked - maybe it's been deleted??